This Is Why Friends Of [-aNti-] Shouldn't Let [-aNti-] Drink And Play Americas Army!

"ROE, ROE and more ROE"
(Greaser Isn't Drunk Yet)


(Now He Is)

"GoodTexan To Much Cabo Wabo, Forgot He Cooked The Nade"
(Don't Call Me At 5:00 AM Any More You Drunk)


"Bushy Way To Many Bud Light's"


"Stratcat Blacked-Out Again"


"Monty Its Way To Small, Keep Trying You Lush"


"Robber Is Hallusinating, Don't Think Its Just From To Much Beer"


"Law You Drunk Mangina It's Backwards"


"Did I Mention ROE"


"Holy Crap I Think Reagan Found Jimmy Haffa"


"Killm Has Fallen And Can't Get Up. Dude Bad Spot To Pass Out At. To Much Crown Royal"


"Let's See, Fozzybear Is Passed Out Drunk, The Rest Of The Clan Is Wasted.
What To Do. I Know, Let's Bury Him"


"Jack Daniels And A Humvee Not A Good Mix Tony. Try The Other Brake Next Time"


"Rabbits Tender Side Comes Out After Slamming Back A Few To Many"

"Oh Shit Strat Stuck The Breacher To His Forehead Again, Time To Cut Him Off"

"What The Hell Has Ritter Been Drinking, This Two Weapons At The Same Time Crap Dosnt Work"

"Damn Law Are You Wasted? Must Of Been One Hell Of A Dump"

"Damn Waveman What The Hell Do Y'all Canadians Drink To Make You So Stiff"

"This Dosnt Look Right. Why Arnt We Moving Cav? We Need Another Beer"

To Be Continued